Posted 20 hours ago

Where is the reverse gear?: the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple…
Posted 20 hours ago

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

Posted 22 hours ago
Posted 23 hours ago
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wanderingaimlessly:

heysammy:

paulmcporny:

lennonisheroin:

hootingblues:

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE BEATLES RIGHT AT THE END OH GOD

EVERY FUCKING CLASSIC ROCK FANDOM NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS

Posted 1 day ago
  1. Teacher: Why did you not study?
  2. Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

codys-so-mpreg:

omgtsn:

mistcover:

flynnagan:

sorry-for-crocodile-rocking:

wholockian-221b:

Too scared to try…

Oh wow… My therapist is going to have a great time with me today.

I did it

Best adrenalin rush all day.

NOT SAYING IT.

Been sitting here for 3 minutes deciding whether or not to say it omfg

Posted 1 day ago


americans really annoy me

in america we have the freedom to be annoying

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

Posted 6 days ago

loldemort:

It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something. -Samwise Gamgee

Posted 6 days ago